Quick, it's St. Patrick's Day! We need greenery! How about a nice little corsage to wear throughout the day to prevent would-be pinchers? One leaf of Eriogonum grande rubescens, one baby Malocothamnus leaf and a couple blades of Muhlenbergia rigens. Add a ribbon, a pin and a small puncture wound from adhering it and you've got yourself instant California-Irish style.
Picture from Wikipedia user Heptazane
I'd love to do a proper corned beef and cabbage dinner tonight, but I'll probably just have a beer and make Irish Soda Bread to celebrate my 1/8th Scotch-Irish DNA. Does that make me 1/16th Irish?
Whatever your background, I wish you all a happy St. Patrick's Day!